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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via nice-wig-janis)

tatehorror:

Eating food with your left hand cause you need the other one for scrolling. 

(via bitchyteenager)

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(Source: brujabby, via encourage)

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via idkoutrights)

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

(Source: ruffaloh, via suspend)